Nearly once did I pull
David
Beckham
Instead he went and copped
off with your maid
Nearly once did I defeat temptation
Step on scales to achieve
my target weight
Nearly once did I become your favorite
Nearly signing autographs on the street
Did the photo sessions,
recorded all the songs
Then labeled taxes from 800 feet
And that's the reason why we hate nearly
Is we long for a day when someone
loves us dearly
We went so close, yes, we did really
We were this far away from love,
sincerely
Neither we were actually the reason
Football and pop star would perform
All they really wanted was
cuddle and a hug
And an
XXL like me to keep them warm
Nearly did I get myself an over
When
Kevin
Keegan clearly blew a kiss
Nearly did we get beat up by bouncers
When
Elton
John we caused a train twist
And that's the reason why we hit nearly
Is we long for a day when
someone loves us dearly
We went so close, yes we did really
We were this far away from
life's unfeeling
It's hard to say as many
things as I eat in this shop
If only, occasionally, I was able to stay stuck
If only men saw more of me than
people would give them up
Then clearly I could cause
some need to drop
In truth, we sang along to every re cord
In truth, we went and cheered
on every time
Broken time by substitute
Take yourself in gear
Where's the nearest step?
We've got to live and dream
Our destination
Where we hit nearly
Is we love the day
When someone loves us dearly
We went so close
Yes, we did really
We were this far away
From love sincerely