I've got a gal from
the bluegrass state,
I'm gonna see her tonight,
I can hardly wait.
I'd like to make her mine,
all mine,
but there's a fella from Texas
tryin' to beat my time.
Do you need any help?
No help wanted.
You could use a little help.
No help wanted.
Just call on me if you need any help,
if you need any help,
if you need any help.
I can handle this job all by myself
Boy, you're bragging now! shut
your mouth!
Tonight's my night to call her, hon
What Red don't know
won't hurt him none
I'll hold her in my arms
real tight and kiss her
Then I'll hear a voice saying,
wait a minute, mister
Do you need any help?
No help wanted
You could use a little help
No help wanted
Just call on me if you need any help
Do you need any help?
Do you need any help?
I can handle this job all by my self
Boy, you can't even cut the mustard
Now I'd like to see my
baby all alone
But there's a fella hangs around
like a dog to a bone
His first name's Ernest
and his last name's Tubbs
He's gonna reach for my woman
and draw back a nub
Then you'll need a little help
No help wanted
You could use a little help
No help wanted
Just call on me if you need any help
Do you need any help?
Do you need any help?
I can handle this job all by myself
I can do it too, boy
Who do you think you're
kidding?
She's a honky -tonk dancer
and her name is Sue
She's got a pocket full of money
and a Cadillac, too
She's got a cute little walk
with a hippity hop
She's a big at the little
and a bottom at the top
Do you need any help?
No help wanted
You could use a little help
No help wanted
Call on us if you need any help
If you need any help
If you need any help
We can handle this job all by ourselves