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Intro 1
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Verse 1
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I
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love a good bum on a woman, it makes my day.
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To me it is palpable proof of God's existence,
a posteriori.
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Also I love breasts and arms and ankles,
elbows, knees;
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It's the tongue, the tongue,
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the tongue on a woman that spoils the job for me.
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Please understand I respect
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and admire the frailer sex
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And I honour them every bit
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as much as the next misogynist.
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But give some women the ghost of
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a chance to talk and thereupon
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They go on again, on again, on again, on again, on again,
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on again, on.
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Verse 2
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I fell in love with a woman with wonderful
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And a sensational belly. I just never
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noticed her lips were always moving.
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Only when we got to the altar and
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she had to say "I do"
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And she folded her arms and gathered
herself and took in a breath and I knew
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She could have gone on again, on again,
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on again till the entire
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Congregation passed out and the vicar passed
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on and the choirboys passed through puberty.
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At the reception I gloomily noted
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her family's jubilant mood,
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Their maniacal laughter and their ghastly
Interlude 1
gratitude.
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Verse 3
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She talks to me when I go for
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a shave or a sleep or a swim.
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She talks to me on a Sunday when I go singing
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hymns and drinking heavily.
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When I go mending my chimney
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pot she's down there in the street,
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And at ninety- five on my motorbike she's
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Wittering on again, on again,
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on and again and again.
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When I'm eating or drinking or reading or thinking
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or when I'm saying my rosary.
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She will never stop talking to me; she
is one of those women who
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Will never use three or four words when a couple of thousand
will easily do!
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Verse 4
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She also talks without stopping to me in
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Throughout the sweetest of our intimate
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delights she never gives over.
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Not even stopping while we go hammer
and tongs towards the peak -
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Except maybe for a sigh and a groan
and one perfunctory shriek.
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Then she goes on again, on again,
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Assume that she has never noticed
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that she's just been interrupted.
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Totally unruffled she is, and
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I might just as well have been posting a letter or stirring up the
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tea!
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Verse 5
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She will not take a hint,
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not once she's made a start.
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I can yawn or belch or bleed or faint or
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fart - she'll not drop a syllable.
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I could stand in front of her grimly
sharpening up an axe,
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I could sprinkle her with paraffin,
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and ask her for a match -
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She'd just go on again, on again,
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The hind leg of a donkey is peanuts for her,
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she can bore the balls off a buffalo.
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"Mother of God," I cried one day,
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"Oh, let your kingdom come
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"And in the meantime, Mother,
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could you strike this bugger dumb?"
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Verse 6
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Well, believe it or not, she appeared to
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The Blessed Virgin herself, in answer to my prayer,
despite the vulgarity,
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dressed in blue and holding up a hand.
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I cocked a pious ear as the Mother
of God began.
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Well she went on again, on again,
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Will have to state how very much I sympath
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ise with the rest of the family.
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Give some women the ghost of a
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chance to talk and thereupon
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They go on again, on again,
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on again, on again,
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And again, and again, and again,
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They will go on again, on again, on again,
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on again, on again, on again, on.
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