Tonart: A major•
Verse 1
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Well,
I wake up in the morning
and there's frogs in my socks
Your mama,
she's hiding inside the icebox
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Your daddy comes in wearing a Napoleon
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And you ask why I don't live here
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Honey, do you have to ask?
Well, I go to pet your monkey,
I get a face full of claws
I ask who's in the fireplace,
you say Santa Claus
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The make man comes in wearing
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a derby hat
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Then you ask why I don't live here
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Honey, how come you have
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to ask me that?
I ask for something to eat
and I'm hungry as a hog
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So I'll get brown rice,
seaweed and a hot dog
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I got a hole where my stomach disappeared
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And you ask me
why I don't live here
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Honey, I gotta think you're
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really weird
Well, your grandma's cane,
it turns into a sword
Your grandma plays the pictures
that I pasted on the board
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Everything in my pocket,
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your uncle steals
Then you ask why I don't live here
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Honey, I can't believe that
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you're for real
Well, there's fistfights in the kitchen
And enough to make me cry
Then a milkman comes in
Even he's got to take a side
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he's got something to prove
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Then you ask why I don't live here
You
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