(Part Three) Growth And Learning

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    • Verse 1
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    Now,

    before I begin the lesson, will those

    of you who are playing in the match this afternoon
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    move your clothes down onto
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    the lower peg immediately after lunch.

    Before you write

    your letter home, if you're not getting your hair

    cut, unless you've got a younger brother

    who's going out this weekend as the guest of another boy,
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    in which case collect his

    note before lunch, put it in your letter after

    you've had your haircut, and make

    sure he moves your clothes down onto the

    lower peg for you. now. sir. yes

    Weimer. my
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    younger brother's go

    ing out with

    Dibble this weekend sir but I'm not

    having my
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    haircut today sir so do I move my
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    clothes I do wish you'd listen

    Weimer. it's
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    perfectly simple. if you're not getting your haircut

    you don't have to move your
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    brother's clothes down to the lower peg.
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    you simply collect his note before lunch

    After you've done your scripture prep, when you've written

    your letter home before rest,

    move your own clothes onto the lower peg,

    greet the visitors,

    and report to

    Mr.

    Viney that you've had your chit signed.

    Now, sex.

    Sex, sex.

    Where were we?
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    Well, had I got as far as the penis
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    entering the vagina?

    No,
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    No, sir.
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    No, sir.

    Well, had I done foreplay?

    Yes, sir.
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    Yes, sir.

    ah well as we all know all about foreplay no

    doubt you can tell me what

    the purpose of a foreplay is.
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    pigs. no sorry sir.
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    Carter! ah was it taking your clothes off sir?

    and after that?

    putting them on a lower peg sir. purpose of

    foreplay is to cause the vagina to

    lubricate so that the penis can penetrate

    more easily. can we have a

    window up please sir. yes

    Harris will do. and of course to cause the

    band's penis

    to erect and ha! then now did I do vaginal

    juices last week? oh do pay

    attention

    Wadsworth! I know it's

    Friday after... oh watching

    the football are you

    boy? right move over there. I'm warning you

    I may decide to set an exam this term.

    Oh, sir.

    So just listen.

    Now, did I or did I not do

    vaginal juices?

    Yes, sir.

    Name two ways of getting

    them flowing,

    Watson.

    Rubbing the clitoris,

    What's wrong with a kiss boy?

    Why not start her off with a nice kiss?

    You don't have to go leaping straight for the

    clitoris like a bull at a gate.

    Give her a kiss, boy.

    Suck the nipples,

    Good, good, well done, line them up.

    Striking the thighs, sir.

    Yes, yes, I suppose so.

    Marching the neck.
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    Yes, good, nibbling the elbow,

    kneading the buttocks and so on and so forth.

    So, we have all these possibilities before

    we stampede towards the clitoris,

    Watson.

    Yes, sir.

    Sorry, sir.

    Now, all these forms of stimulation

    can now take place.

    And of course, tonguing will give you the best

    idea of how the juices are coming along.

    Now, penetration and coitus,

    that is to say, intercourse up to and including orgasm.

    Ah, hello, dear.

    Do stand up.

    My wife enters the room,

    Carter.

    Oh, sorry, sir.

    Sorry.
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    Wyver, this is for your benefit.
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    Will you kindly wake up?

    I've no intention of going

    through this all again.

    We'll take the foreplay as
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    read, if you don't mind.
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    No, of course not,

    Hamlet.

    So, the man starts by entering or mounting

    his good lady wife in the standard way.
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    The penis is now, as you will observe,
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    more or less fully erect.

    There we are.

    Ah, that's better.

    Now,

    Carter.

    Yes, sir?

    What is it?

    It's an ocarina, sir.

    Bring it up here.
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    The man now starts making
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    thrusting movements with his pelvic area,
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    moving the penis up and

    down inside the vagina.

    So put it there, boy.

    Put it there on the table.

    while the wife maximises her clitoral stimulation by the

    shaft of the penis by pushing forward.

    Thank you, dear.

    Now, as the sexual

    excitement mounts...

    What's funny,

    Biggs?

    Oh, nothing, sir.

    Oh, do please share your little joke with the

    rest of us.

    I mean, obviously something frightfully

    funny is going on.

    No, honestly, sir.

    Well, as it's so funny,

    I think you'd better be selected

    to play for the boys' team

    in the rugby match against the

    Masters.

    Oh, no, sir.

    Oh

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