When I was in the Navy
and I sailed the Seventies
Lots of times the swabbies and me,
we'd sit and bat the breeze
We talked about the things we missed,
just two things I recall
And this is what those two things were
that we missed most of all
Red -hot women and ice -cold beer
Enough of war to last a year
What's paradise like?
Here's my deal,
red -hot lemon an d
ice -cold beer
There was a king of Egypt
and his name was King Farouk
And they called him a sex fiend
and a camel ride
He collected porno pictures
and he caused quite a stir
When he told reporters
that his favorite hobbies were
Red -hot women and ice -cold beer
And up above, we'll ask the year
What's paradise like?
Here's my idea
Red -hot women an
d ice -cold beer
My Uncle John, he went and died
and left me all his dough
He was known as a ladies' man
and a playboy, you know
His well -read dearest nephew,
you're just like your Uncle John
I'm leavin' you my money,
cause I know you'll spend it on
Red -hot women and ice -cold beer
Enough of both to last a year
Paradise life, here's my dear
Red -hot women an
d ice -cold beer
And what's the other place like
Oh, here's my dear
Ice -cold women an d red -hot beer
Thank you, thank you
Now everybody knows how the full moon is supposed to get you kind of crazy,
well, we don't know if it's true or not,
but we sure got a song about it,
here it goes,
it's called Full Moon at Midnight,
we hope you like it.