Tonart: D major
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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The parts of a flower are
so constructive that
Very, very often the wind
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will cause pollination
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If not, then a bee or any other
nectar gathering creature
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Can create the same situation
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Yes, anything that gets
the pollen to the pistils
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I'll try to make it crystal clear
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The flower's insatiable passion turns it's
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life into a circus of debauchery
Verse 2
Now you see just how the stamen gets
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it's lusty dust onto the stigma
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And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy
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starts in spring is no en igma
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We call this quest for satisfaction a what,
class?
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A photoperiodic reaction!
Oh, that's good, oh, that's very good
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Hey, I'm lost where are we? Chapter two,
page five
Verse 3
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Put your pollen tube to work
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Reproduction, reproduction
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Make my stamen go berserk
I don't think they even
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know what a pistil is
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I got your pistil right here
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Where does the pollen go?
Verse 4
In an abstract way,
the same thing applies to the reproductive organs
Of the more complex life forms,
but now we are dealing with sexual response
Are there any questions
Verse 5
before we begin reading?
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Is it possible the female member
of some sex on a couch
Could like get this guy all hot and she
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F#
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never even knew it?
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When a warm- blooded mammal
in a tight little sweater
Starts pullin' that stuff,
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she's saying that she wants to do it?
Can't prove it by me,
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'cause they change their tune when you got 'em in the backseat
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With his heart beatin' fast
They make it sound like a track meet,
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gross!
Yeah, then all they can do is say
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
Verse 6
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"Baby, give it to me now"
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Reproduction, reproduction
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"Is that all you think about?"
"Come on baby,
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show me that you really love me so!"
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Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up
Interlude 1
Where does the pollen go?
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Verse 7
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The human is the only being capable of consciously
controlling its number of offspring
Are there any comments on this?
Mr. Stuart, is it true that guys like you,
you know, mature and all
Carry some protection with them
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for sexual occasions?
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What's
Verse 8
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Can't a girl just do that thing in a book
where she adds up the days of her, uh
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What do you call it? Mentalstration?
Oh, that's really neat!
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Yeah, and what'll the guy say if the numbers
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don't add up right, huh?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah
Verse 9
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Reproduction, reproduction
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Hope he's proud of what
he's done
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Reproduction, reproduction
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He was only pokin' fun
See what happens when a boy and girl
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don't know how to play it safe?
Verse 10
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Reproduction, reproduction
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Reproduction, reproduction
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reproduction
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Where does the pollen go?
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