Now if
I had a nickel,
I know what I would do.
I'd spit it all for candy
and give it all to you.
I'd spit it all for candy
and give it all to you.
Cause that's how much I love you,
baby
That's how much I love you
If you were a kitten
with pretty claws to purr
I'd pick you up and stroke you
and listen to you purr
I'd pick you up and stroke you
and listen to you purr
Cause that's how much I love you,
baby
That's how much I love you
If you were a horsefly
and I an old grey mare,
I'd stand and let you bite me
and never move a hair,
I'd stand and let you bite me
and never move a hair.
Oh, that's how much I love you, baby,
that's how much I love you
Well, if you were a tiger,
I'd hang around your den
And pester you, my honey,
until you let me in
I'd pester you, my honey,
until you let me in
Oh, that's how much I love you, baby
That's how much I love you
Now if you wanna marry,
now let me tell you what
We'll go and find the parson,
and let him tie the knot
We'll go and find the parson,
and let him tie the knot
Cause that's how much I love you,
baby
That's how much I love you
You