Tonart: E major
Intro 1
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Verse 1
And this is what it said
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If your music has a beat
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Then you're gonna wind up dead
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It doesn't really matter if It's
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Christian or not
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If it's syncopated rhythm
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Then your soul is gonna rot
Verse 3
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And this book was called
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â??Ha! You're gonna burnâ??
And in the second chapter
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houseplants
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And put them to the test
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Set them both in front of speakers
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And let the music do the rest
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The first one you play Mozart
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Or something lovely like that
The second one you play that
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Petra or that MegaDeth
Doesn't really matter
what kind of rock it is
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So I took my two houseplants
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And I put them to the test
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Set them both in front of speakers
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To let the music do the rest
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I powered up my Pioneers
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To let the music roar
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But twenty minutes later
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Someone's knocking at my door
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I opened up the door
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And there may neighbor stood
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He said, â??Man, I'd like to get
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some sleep if you think I couldâ??
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I said, â??Man, can't you see here
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I've got this moral dilemma that
He said, â??What kind of moral
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dilemma could you have at this
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time of night that could make
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me so angry that I just want
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So I pointed to the page
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That had a pictured of a potted
â??Go have a lookâ??
And he read
Verse 7
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And put them to the test
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Set them both in front of speakers
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And let the music do the rest
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The first one you play Mozart
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Or something lovely like that
The second one you play that
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Petra or that MegaDeth
Doesn't really matter
What kind of rock it is
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Verse 8
â??First of all,â?? he said,
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â??that's Wagner that you're playing
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I've never heard of Petra
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And isn't MegaDeth all dead.
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And secondly, emphatically,
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He asked me, â??What's the sense
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Of hanging out with houseplants
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when, hey, I live right across
Verse 9
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And I thought to myself You know, that's a good
point
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So I took my two houseplants
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And I put them both back outside
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And me and my neighbor
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Well, we went out for a drive
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We talked about all the things
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That really matter most
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Like life and love and happiness
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And then the Holy Ghost
Verse 11
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And now my two houseplants
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They sit out in the sun
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As for me and my neighbor
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Well our friendship has become
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A meaningful relationship
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That's headed straight to heaven
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But as for now We like to sit around
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and listen
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