Hey,
Redkin,
you tango?
Nah, Ernest,
I'm afraid I'm getting a little too old
for that kind of stuff.
You tellin' me?
He's young enough for singin',
but he's too old to tango,
too old to tango,
too old to tango.
Nah, I still like the women.
But he's too old to tango.
But let me tell you, boy, I've had my day.
I like to dance to the square dance,
and waltz the whole night long.
But when he starts to do the tango,
they play too old to cut the
mustard. wrong song.
I like to watch the others.
But he's too old to tango,
too old to tango,
too old to tango.
He used to date their mothers,
now he's too old to tango.
I'll tell you, Mr. Tub, I've had my day.
Shall we dance?
You in the wheelchair?
Why, sure.
You know, I tell you, Ernest,
I can't figure you as no spring chicken
after the way you've been going around.
What do you mean,
the way I've been going around?
Well, you've been going around
on phonograph records
ever since I was a little boy.
Tub can walk the floor,
but he's too old to tango,
too old to tango,
too old to tango.
I've got a record store,
but you're too old to tango.
But let me tell you, Red,
I've had my day.
Why, I used to dance down in Texas
not so very long ago.
But Ernie boy,
when you were down in Texas,
They hadn't fought the
battle of the Alamo
We might as well admit it
cause we're too old to tango
Too old to tango, too old to tango
And don't you soon forget it
cause we're too old to tango
But let us tell you folks
we've had our day
We've had our day, oh what a day