I got into some trouble,
that's not how I planned it but that's how it turned out
And I had to take it all on single handed,
well let me tell you what I'm really talking about
I was walking by the park and I
seen two people mating
Waiting I stopped and watched
and momentarily observed
Not wanting nobody see me like a pervert,
I stepped
Off of the curb and into the intersection
Then a car swerved in my direction
Almost hit this pedestrian
He stared as he steered
in his beat -up
Cavalier
Then he veered to the right and
splashed water on my gear
I grabbed what was near like
an empty bottle of beer
And I threw it and busted out
his window in the rear
He threw his car in gear,
now he's running over here
I had no fear, I was still smiling ear to ear
I thought he had a heater
but he only had his boots
I guess we gots to chunk him,
let's take him back to the roots
But damn that fool tried to test me
Swung and didn't know I was a lefty
Fightin'
Southpaw, I hit him in his
mouth then in his jaw
The concrete was all the niggas saw
Then I stood above him,
I put my knife boot in his face and told him I didn't love him
Then I walked away and I watched the
smoker jump into his hoopty
Dealin' with the whoopty,
well you're bound to get caught up
Over the weekend,
I got into some trouble
That's not how I planned it,
but that's how it turned out
And I had to take it all
on single -handed
Well let me tell you what I'm
really talkin' about
Now check this out
It was
Saturday and I had some studio time
I know it's booty to find, but yo,
I'd rather make a record
Check it, I start my morning
off with a bowl of
Wheaties
A bowl of
Killer
Chronic and a couple of
Beatz
Well, now I'm lit, you know this kid,
my mind is playing tricks on me
Came out the crib and I see some fools
who had their eyes fixed on me
But this was not no average
D, this was a
MC
Said he had a bounty out
to buy to insert me
He brought his girl, he brought his crew,
and plus he brought his rappers
But he was wack,
and his crew barely had his back
So I put them all in check and
I proceeded to attack
If your girl's out of place,
it's your girl I slap
So she did, and I did,
and it turned into a tussle
A nigga like me ain't got that much muscle,
but I still can box
Enough to get him up off of me
and shoot right down the block
I hit a couple of corners and said,
fuck this rapping shit
Getting the scraps and shit
because I'm a heavyweight
I might as well go to studio
and put this all on tape
I should've won my first plan,
but still ended up fucked
Dealing with the whoop -de -woo,
you're bound to get caught up
Over the weekend,
I got into some trouble
That's not how I planned it,
but that's how it turned out
And I had to take it all on single -handed
Well, let me tell you what I'm really talking about,
now check this out
And I had to take it all on single -handed
Well, let me tell you what I'm really talking about,
now check this out
was riding on the back of a ba
boon under a summer's moon
Ran into a raccoon doin' shrooms
under mulberry bushes
Gave me some directions to interpret
Told me he needed protection from
the serpent and hyenas
Cause they laughed a lot
Told me they was diggin' little wusses
who never came out the bushes
Always pushed his buttons cause
he wasn't one that they owned
I didn't know whether to
believe him or leave him alone
So I flipped the stone
Heads up, bring his ass along
It tells I leave his ass and head for home
But when I spoke,
the baboon had broke
When he got in the wind that raccoon
was stoked an d he croaked
Now I got shrooms and a dead raccoon
Well where you goin' now, nigga?
I'm on my way to the moon
Then I ran into an
E .T. dressed like a
B -boy
I took my spacesuit jacket off
and kicked his asteroid
Cause he sucked
And dealing with the whoopty
Well you're bound to get caught up
Over the weekend
I got into some trouble
That's not how I planned it
But that's how it turned out
And I had to take it all on single -handed
Well let me tell you what I'm
really talking about
Now check this out
Over the weekend
I got into some trouble
That's not how I planned it
But that's how it turned out
And I had to take it all on single -handed
Well let me tell you what I'm
really talking about
Now check this out
