Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell
But I've been seen with Farrah
So fine I've been on fire with Sally Fields
And going fast with a girl named Bo
And it's a death -defying life I lead
I've died for living in the movies and TV
But the hardest thing I ever do
Is watch my leadin' ladies
while I'm bandaging my knee
And I might fall from a tall building
And I might roll a brand new car
Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
that made Redford such a star
I've never spent much time in school,
but I've told ladies plenty
It's true I hire my body out for pay,
I've gotten burned for charities,
blown up for ruck and welch
But when I wind up in the hay,
I might jump and open for a bridge,
Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
that makes Eastwood look so
They never make me president,
but I got the best first ladies
Some days I got Miss Forresty,
I'm on and off with Jackie Smith
and a crash in the night with Cheryl
But in the end they never stay with me
I might fall from tall buildings
So the rainbows don't get hurt
I might leap the mighty canyon
So he can't kiss and flirt
Yes, I'm the lonely stuntman
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