Tonart: F major
Verse 1
D
Bm
He stinks to high heaven,
Asus4
D
half covered with hair
F
G
And grunts just like some
old orang-utan
Gsus4
C
Eb
While While she smells of clean
Bb
Db
skin and a trace of jasmine
Ab
Gsus4
G
C
And speaks like a first rate librarian
Verse 2
Fm
His stomach hangs out,
Gm
Eb
there's a hump on his back
Cm
Ab
Db
He eats like Conan the Barbarian
Eb
Bb
While she keeps herself trim,
Db
Ab
and her posture is prim
Gsus4
G
C
Her manners are quite cosmopolitan
Verse 3
Fm
He laughs like a donkey
Gm
Eb
and farts in the bed
Db
And flips cigarettes in the can
Gsus4
G
C
Dm
But she always acts nice,
C
F
with no visible vice
Dm
Em
Tell me, what does a wo
Am
Dm
Gsus4
G
man see in a man?
Verse 4
D
Bm
He hangs out in bars and he tell
Asus4
D
s stupid jokes
F
G
And seems to think he's
Eb
But she's clever, polite,
Bb
Db
Ab
stays sober all night
Gsus4
G
C
And sips on her one Presbyterian
Verse 5
Fm
He drives a gas hog like
Gm
Eb
At til a the Hun
Cm
Ab
Db
And woe to the luckless pedestrian
Eb
Bb
While she prefers bikes and
Ab
hikes
Gsus4
G
C
And sailing and riding equestrian
Verse 6
Fm
Gm
Eb
He has a name like Duane or Leroy
Db
Gsus4
G
Hers is Vanessa or Anne
C
Dm
Hers sounds like a song
C
F
But Duane is all wrong
Em
Am
Tell me, what does a woman
Dm
Gsus4
E
see in a man?
Verse 7
G
Em
G
she know that
D
Fdim
Fm
she's unique
Eb
Gaug
Eb
Doesn't she know that he's
Ebsus4
Ab
just a freak -- of nature
Bb
Ab
Cm
Overbearing, insecure,
Bbsus4
Bb
Bbsus4
Ab
wanting love but so unsure
Bbsus4
Bb
C
Loving her because she's pure
Gm
A
And yet,
Verse 8
D
Bm
dreaming of orgies
Dsus4
D
in Vegas or Cannes
G
C
poses Olympian
Eb
Bb
While she shoulders the cross
Db
Ab
And lets him play boss
Gsus4
His nurse and long-suffering
G
Samaritan
Verse 9
Verse 10
Fm
He brags about knocking
Eb
the world on its ass
Db
But oh, when the shit hits
G
Gsus4
G
the fan
C
Dm
She'll bail him out,
Em
F
Dm
she's the one with the clout
F
Em
Am
Only she knows how humankind
Dm
Ddim
Fm
Ddim
ever began
Verse 11
C
Em
Dm
Gm
What does a woman see in a man?
C
Em
Dm
What does a woman see
Gsus4
G
G
C
in a man?
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