Whatever You Like Akkorde von 
Weird Al Yankovic 
Key: D minor•
Verse 1
Dm
Hey girl, you know,
our economy's in the toilet
F
Bb
But I'm still gonna treat you right
F
I said you can have whatever you like,
you like
C
I said you can have whatever you like,
you like
Yeah
F
C
Tater Tots,
Verse 2
Dm
Cold Duck on ice
Bb
And we can clip coupons all night
F
And baby you can have whatever you like,
you like
C
I said you can have whatever you like,
you like
Yeah
Verse 3
Dm
Take you out for dinner
anywhere that you please
Bb
Like Burger King or Mickey D's
F
And baby you can have whatever you like,
you like
C
I said you can even have the large fries,
large fries
Verse 4
Yeah
Dm
Baby, you should know I am
really quite a sweet guy
Bb
When I buy you bathroom tissue,
I always get the 2-ply
F
Want it, you can get it, my dear
C
I got my Costco membership
card right here
F
Yeah you
Verse 5
Dm
like Top Ramen, need
Top Ramen?
Bb
Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll
keep 'em comin'
F
You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
C
Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it
F
Dm
Pork and
Verse 6
beans and Minute Rice
Bb
And we can play cribbage all night
F
And baby you can have whatever you like,
you like
C
I said you can have whatever you like,
you like
Yeah, yeah
Verse 7
Dm
I can take you to the
Laundromat downtown
Bb
And watch all the clothes go
'round and 'round
F
And baby we can go wherever you like,
you like
C
I said we can go wherever you like,
you like
Verse 8
Yeah, yeah
Dm
Hottest shorty I know,
Bb
if you had some Lipo
You could be second
runner-up Miss Miss Ohio
F
Seven dollar bills rolled up
inside my plastic billfold
C
Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day old
Verse 9
Dm
And you never ever gotta wear
your sister's old clothes
Bb
Long as I'm still assistant
F
manager at Kinko's
Cut your hair with scissors
and a soup bowl
C
You ain't gotta pay me,
Dm
that's the way that I roll
Verse 10
My chick can have what she want
At Wal-Mart she she can
Bb
pick out anything she want
F
I know girl, you ain't never
had a man like that
C
Who doesn't make you buy
generic brand like that
Verse 11
Dm
Yeah you like my Hyundai, see
my Hyundai?
Bb
I can take you to see your
cousin Phil next Sunday
F
But that's kinda far and
I'm not made of cash
C
Do you think you could chip in for gas?
Bb
Dm
Mac and cheese
Verse 12
would be all right
Bb
But let's send out for pizza tonight
F
And you can order any toppings you like,
you like
C
I said you can even have the last slice,
last slice
Yeah, yeah
Verse 13
Dm
Ran myself a cable from my
neighbor next door (door)
Bb
Now I can get free HBO
F
And baby you can watch whatever you like,
you like
C
I said you can watch whatever you like,
you like
Yeah
Verse 14
Dm
And you can always ride the city bus
F
Bb
Got a stack of tokens just for us
F
Yo, my wal let's fat and full of ones
C
F
Yeah, it's all about the Washingtons,
that's right
C
You
Verse 15
F
Dm
want White Castle,
need White Castle?
Long as you got me it won't be no hassle
F
You want it, well get it, just don't be a hater
If I grab a bunch of napkins for later
Dm
Thrift store jeans,
Verse 16
on sale half price
Bb
The underwear at Goodwill is nice
F
And baby you can have whatever you like,
you like
C
I said you can have whatever you like,
you like
Yeah
Verse 17
Dm
Baby I can give you anything you please
Bb
Even share my government cheese
F
And baby you can have as much as you like,
you like
C
I said you can go have as much as you like,
you like
F
C
F
Dm
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
TunerE A D G B E
Akkorde & SongtexteDm F Bb C
Dm
F
Bb
C
Capo: 5
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