Tonart: C major
Verse 1
C
I'm missing a leg, I ain't got no pegs
G
A wheel of cheese, a wheel of cheese
C
If you've gone overboard,
what flow shit is yours?
G
A wheel of cheese, a wheel of cheese
C
F
This isn't the way we rehearsed it
Nobody wants to hear a song
C
about a wheel of cheese
G
Whatever, everybody loves cheese
I look at the sea
from the bow of the ship
You're standing in a bathtub,
you're so full of shit
Are you gonna let me do this?
You're so serious about this,
I mean, really.
I stayed up all night writing this song.
What do you expect?
I'm Yellowpuff. It's what I do.
Just stop interrupting me.
Alright, go ahead.
This is your moment.
Ahem.
I look at the sea
from the bow of the ship.
My eyes through the scope,
my hand on my - Dick? Hip!
Are you sure you didn't mean dick?
That would be totally inappropriate.
It's really funny, though. Shut up!
I look at the sea
from the bow of the ship.
My eyes through the scope,
my hand on my hip.
Sand lobsters approach!
Prepare for battle!
Fire the cannons!
I would, but uh...
But someone forgot the cannonballs!
Eb
F
And now we're in deep shit!
Bb
F
Load the cannons with wheels
of cheese
Eb
We'll bring them to their knees!
Bb
F
Take your aim, precision men!
Adim
Whatever is left, we'll eat!
F
Bb
F
Watch those lobsters run in fear
Let's save the beer!
F
Raise the flag, my pirate friend!
Bb
This is the dumbest song of the year!
C
I'd like to see you do better!
Bb
It's not as easy as you think!
How hard should it be
Ab
Eb
to write some stupid lyrics?
C
Well, go right ahead then.
G
C
Ahem. We're all waiting.
Say, give me a second,
I'm brainstorming here.
C
You can't rush perfection.
Time's up, my turn.
Hey, that's not fair!
Shut up, loser!
Stop the music!
I got this.
Alright, I got it. This better be good.
Just when you thought
the coast was clear,
Captain Krypton lost his beard!
I lost my beard!
Lost his beard!
A captain ain't no captain
without his beard.
Dessert's a deck,
dessert's below.
Where's my beard?
Stars he blows! Mr. Pilkington!
On a sand lobster's nose?
That's just stupid.
Why's that?
Everybody knows lobsters
don't have noses.
You first had wheels of cheese
being launched from cannons!
So? What's wrong with that?
Look, just for the sake
of story continuity,
let's imagine that lobsters have noses.
F
Fine. But I don't like it.
Bb
F
Load the cannons with wheels of cheese,
Eb
we'll bring them to their knees!
Bb
Take your aim, precision men!
F
Adim
Whatever is left, we'll eat!
Bb
F
Watch those lobsters run in fear!
But what's your fear?
F
Raise the flag, my pirate friend.
Bb
This is the dumbest song... ever.
that Sandlopser swine.
Careful, men,
my beard's on the line.
Beard's on the line!
Just give me my beard,
Mr. Pilkington.
We have you surrounded,
you'll never win.
Just drop the beard and I'll
let you go.
Watch the Saros in flight.
It's off with your nose.
Now wait a minute,
you said earlier that Sandlopsers
don't have noses
and made a big deal out of it.
I thought we were imagining
that Lobsters had noses.
I just don't see why you
make a big deal
C
out of me saying that Sandlopsers
have noses.
Everybody knows that sand lobsters
don't have noses,
but then you go and insist
that you can cut off a sand lobster's
nose!
Can we argue about
this later?
Let's just finish the song.
C
Alright, then start it up. got a new verse.
Verse 2
C
Sand lobsters have big noses!
What the hell y
Sand lobsters have big noses!
Pop face, you idiot!
Pop Dammit! face, you idiot!
Will you stop being a retard?
Somebody say something about that.
Nope.
Verse 3
Congratulations,
you've just ruined the whole song!
Now, are listeners supposed to
know what happened?
Puff kisses Beard back,
everybody's happy at the
end.
We can't end the album like this!
Can we?
Quick, say something funny!
Uh...
Seize the ass -toucher!
Hey, that's my line!
Why are you always stealing my ideas?
Little Puff likes granny panties!
You son of a -
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