Hey Chris. Hey Rick.
How's it been going man?
What have you been up to?
I just got all my Christmas
shopping done.
I'm so glad I'm done with that.
Oh man, I bet.
Yeah, it's really good to have it.
You know it's the 25th every year,
so no surprise.
Yeah, hey, that's true.
By the way,
when is Hanukkah this year?
You know, that's a really good question.
I just don't know what
to say. Really?
Well, you know, it changes year to year.
I wish I had an answer.
I don't even know this year.
It drives me crazy. Crazy.
My Gentile friends all ask me
how it changes year to year.
I never know how to answer them
when latke time is here.
I guess when every house but mine
is lit up in Christmas cheer.
When, oh when,
is Hanukkah this year?
The candle aisle at every store
Has been wiped completely clear
We'll drink the manishevitz
Till it's coming out your ear
The poison in the golden coins
As every Jewish mother's fear
When, oh when is Ha
nukkah this year?
Well, light the menorah
And read from the Torah
Hanukkah's always
creeping up on me
Grandma says I'm too skinny
She says, eat some more cougar!
Hanukkah's creeping up on me
Eight days of prison just
can't be beat
When, oh when is Hanukkah
this year?
When, oh when is Ha
nukkah this year?
When, oh when is Hanukkah this year?
When, oh is this
When you find out,
will you tell your friends?
When the wind is hard, it covers you