Every time I hear that
March from
Lohengrin
I am always on the outside looking in
Maybe that is why I see the funny side
When I see some
body's brother take a bride
Weddings make a lot of people sad
But if you're not the one,
they're not so bad
An other bride, another
June
Another sunny honeymoon
Ooh, another season,
another reason for making whoopie
A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
The groom is nervous, he answers twice
It's really killing that he's so willing
To make whoopee
Picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture the same
sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring
He's washing dishes an
d baby clothes
He's so ambitious, he even sews
But don't forget, folks,
that's what you get, folks
For makin' whoopin' sounds
Another year, or maybe less
What's this I hear,
well can't you guess
She feels neglected,
and he's suspected of making whoopee
She sits alone most every night
He doesn't phone her,
he doesn't write
He says he's busy, but she says,
is he?
He doesn't make much money
Only five thousand per
Some judge who thinks he's funny
Says you'll pay six to her
He says, now judge, suppose I fail
The judge says, budge right into jail
You'd better keep her,
I think it's cheaper
Than making
W -H -O -O -P -W, whoopee