Music
Where'd you go?
Where you been?
Oh!
You ought to tell somebody
to leave it.
Alrighty, that's mighty fine.
Alrighty, that brings us down
to our comedy spot on the show.
Old Halden thought he'd tell a
joke right about here.
This here's one that Burford told me.
It sure seems like this traveling
salesman
was traveling down the road one night
His car broke down
And he went up to the farmer's house
and knocked on the door
And the farmer come to the door
and the traveling salesman asked him
said my cars broke down
Can I stay all night with you
the traveling salesman said I'm sorry,
a farmer said you're going to have to sleep with my son
and the traveling salesman said,
excuse me farmer,
I'm in the wrong joke.
All right, all right, mighty fine,
all right, mighty fine.
Can I have your attention please?
Don't forget everybody
that can stay.
The schoolhouse people here
wants us to stay
and set up chairs for the PTA
meeting Monday night.
All right, it's about time
for the whole gang up here
to get around the Mercury
microphone.
This year's an old favorite of ours,
keep on the sunny side of the street.