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Intro 1
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Em
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Verse 1
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It's funny how some fables became historic
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When the authors clearly wrote
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them to be metaphoric
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But people will believe
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anything if it's written
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Especially in stone or ancient scroll
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December 25th has been blacklisted
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Since Dawkins found the proof
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Jesus never exis ted
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It was the last thing
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No colored lights, no shopping sprees
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No more presents under dead trees
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St Nick is dead but we don't grieve
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We celebrate the last Christmas Eve
Verse 2
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Jesuits are slowly turning
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Di anetic
Protestants increasingly
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Pentecostal churches are
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Priests and Nuns are molesting
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Methodists and Baptists
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are claiming Buddhist
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Evangelicals surprisingly are
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Nudist
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But mostly everyone is trying
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'Cause Easter's canceled too
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No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
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Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
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They canceled lent and
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Enjoy Christmas 'cause it's your last
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No shopping sprees (Don't worry son)
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No more presents (We don't need
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Christ) under dead trees (We got eight nights)
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St Nick is dead (We got mitzvah) but we
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don't grieve (There all canceled)
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We celebrate (Our Hanukah) the
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