I'm a professional producer
of hip-hop songs
songs
In case you're unaware my
beats are always strong
I'll exterminate your crew
if I don't like you
with one rhyme I subdue my
adversaries are through
I'm the be st,
fascinatin' my names'Cool J
I'm the royalty of rap,
what else can I say
Experienced, rhyme skilled,
plus my voice isn't waxed
Funky fresh party rocker,
so let's face facts
I'll dust a rapper off if I require practice
Vocal cords so rough that I can
eat cactus
Choreographer of rhymes,
best of all times
Composition technician with the be
-boy's mind
Terrorizin' emcee's instructions
in my path
Make your girlfriend ask
me for my autograph
I'm the mic dominater, best of all times
And you ain't heard nothin' till you heard J rhyme
You'll rock!
Now I'ma tell you the mean behind
the scratchin' sounds
He's Cut-Creator,
Philly-Philly as as as the DJ crown
Me and him are imitatin' but
never underatin'
My rhymes and his cuts have
been consolidated
The mission ain't complete without
the use of his hands
He makes my rhymes so fresher,
my beat expands
So I'll like you to meet him,
but don't attempt to beat him
A Five Man Crew,
me and him will defeat them
He'll scratch and wipe out all foes
Turntable terrorizin' and I
think you should know
That were, high calibered
and my names' J
And for all you sucker crews
it's Judgment Day
To ring this encounter,
I'm your rhyme sayer
I have to say it girls, but yes,
I'm a player
Materials royal, I'm a'nating all
Like brown with dimples
and I'm six-feet tall
tall
And promoter of recordings
that I call my own
And I'll love to take one
of you ladies home
I'll complete and clear,
infiltratin' your ears
My litera-ture is is above Shakespeare
Emcee, a sucker nat ter
and I just won't stop
I'm the author and the designer
of the jam you'll rock
I'm a lyrical game on the heels of fame
And the world is glad that Cool J came
You'll rock!
Now I'm a dedicate this rhyme
to my favorite street
You think about it everytime
that you hear this beat
Any other jam you hear just dis-regard
This This is the National Anthem
of the Boulevard
See I'm loyal to the bully cause
it tought me the deal
Certainly the place to be and
that's how I feel
Farmers Boulevard,
E-Love and and me Cool J
In the center of it all is a cute 3-A
Forty-seven will will surrender
till emcee's in fear
Queens Boulevard is soft,
they don't come around here
Quick as L's on my face
I will hold my space
And to taste, stimulate,
and conduct the bait
You'll rock!
Now I'ma kick it for the beat,
check complete my mission
Subtractin' emcee's like
a mathematician
Jammin' up the board at
the rappin' commission
Soul inventor of this composition
I disintegrate rappers I
can and I could
Degrade egg your Al and Ol
couldn't write this good
But I'm the Warlord of rap with
my own army
Japans' whole military
couldn't disarm me
Super bad, cold-crushed,
number number one be
-boy
Like a paintin' from Picasso,
I'm the real McCoy
Crown-Prince of rappin',
Godfather of bees
Emcee's that need a new lady to feed
You'll rock!
Ll Cool J 
