Tonart: C major
Verse 1
C
I came crawling home last night,
like many nights before
I finally made it to my
feet, as she opened up the door
And she said,
"You're not gonna do this anymore"
Verse 2
C
She said, "I'm gonna hire a
F
wino, to decorate our home
C
So you'll feel more at ease here,
G
and you won't need to roam
C
We'll take out the dining room table,
F
and put a bar along that wall
C
G
And a neon sign to point the way to our bathroom,
Verse 3
C
She said, "Just bring your Friday paycheck,
F
and I'll cash them all right here
C
And I'll keep on tap for all your friends,
their favorite kinds of beer
G
C
And for you, I'll always keep in stock,
F
those soft aluminum cans
C
And when you're feeling macho,
G
C
you can crush them like a man"
Verse 4
C
She said, "We'll rip out all the carpet,
F
and put sawdust on the floor
C
Serve hard boiled eggs and pretzels,
G
and I won't cook, no more
C
There'll be Monday night football on TV,
C
And a pay phone in the hallway,
G
C
when your friends can't find their car"
D
She said, "I'm gonna hire a
Verse 5
wino, to
D
So you'll feel more at ease here,
A
and you won't have to roam
D
We'll take out the dining room table,
G
and put a bar along that wall
D
A
And a neon sign to point the way to our bathroom,
Verse 6
D
She said, "Now, you'll get friendly service,
G
and for added atmosphere
D
I'll slip on something sexy,
A
and I'll cut it clear to here
D
Then you can slap my bottom,
G
every time you tell a joke
D
Just as long as you keep tipping, well,
A
D
I'll laugh until you're broke"
Verse 7
D
She said, "Instead of family quarrels,
G
we'll have a bar- room brawl
D
When the Ham's bear say's its closing time,
A
you won't have far to crawl
D
And when you run out of money, then,
G
you'll have me to thank
D
You can sleep it off next morning,
A
D
while I'm putting it in the bank"
Verse 8
E
She said, "I'm gonna hire a wino, and
E
So you can feel more at ease here,
B
and you won't need to roam
E
When you and your friends get off from work,
A
and have a powerful thirst
E
Well, there won't be any reason why,
B
you can't stop off here first"
E
Verse 9
She said, "I'm gonna hire a
A
wino, and you decorate our home
E
So you'll feel more at ease here,
B
and you won't need to roam
E
We'll take out the dining room table,
A
and put a bar along that wall
E
B
And a neon sign to point the way to our bathroom,
Verse 10
A
She said, "I'm gonna hire a wino, and
you decorate our home
So you'll feel more at ease here,
E
and you won't have to roam
B
We'll take out the dining room table,
E
B
E
and put a bar along that wall
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