Tonart: C major
Verse 1
C
Yeah! Christmas 89, yo!
It's B Dookie from the Dookie Crew.
And this is our romance
from Lower Bunkershire.
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C
I'mma tell y 'all some
shit about old Saint Nick.
Oh, I love getting shit told to me.
Then let's do this!
T 'was the night before Christmas
at the fuckin' North Pole.
Santa was kickin' it with
Rudolph and a hoe.
They was drinkin' Alizé,
and readin' Pornomast
When all of a sudden,
Santa reached into his bag
They was skinned, they was shocked,
but then they was so glad
Cause Santa had the biggest dick
anybody ever had
Santa got a big dick,
he flung it down the chimney
He hit the milk and cookie plate,
that shit's as big as Wimby
As they sat around in awe,
Santa says, you want to touch it?
The ho said, no,
I'd much rather suck it
He put it in her mouth,
it went right through her head
But she kept on fellating,
even though she was dead
Santa got a big dick,
it even killed two children
Santa got a big dick
like the parliament building
To the left, to the left
To the right, to the right
To the slave, to the slave
To the slay, to the slay
Let me see you do that mistletoe
Let me do that mistletoe
Let me do that mistletoe
Let me do that mistletoe
Do Santa run his mother
Hell yeah! North Pole round
this mothafucka
Hell yeah! Do Rudolph
round this mothafucka
Hell yeah! Eggnog round
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Em
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Correct! They was
as the night progressed
Santa was fuckin' prancer
like a man possessed
Pissed the fuckin' elves,
tried to get in on the action
Santa fucks every ass,
now they're all in fractions
Santa got a big dick
Bigger than a pyramid
Santa got a big dick
Even fuck you on your period
Next time you look up and
see a flying sled
Beware cause something dragon
might smack you on the head
Nick, Chris, Kringle,
Dingle and had no fear
Have a big dick Christmas
And a pussy new year
My pussy's floating
How'd you like that R .O.?
That bass is making me bowels move
Haha, that means it's working
Yeah Drawls
My pussy's red like Rudolph's PUSSY!
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