The average
unmarried female,
basically insecure,
due to some long frustra
tion may react
With psychosomatic symptoms,
difficult to endure,
affecting the upper res
piratory tract.
In other words,
just from waiting around
for that plain little band of gold,
a pison can develop a cold.
You can spray her
wherever you think you're the
streptococci -like
You can give her a shot
for whatever she's got
but it just won't work
If she's tired of getting that fish eye
from the hotel pipe
A poison can develop a cold
It says here, the female remaining single
Oh, just in the legal sense,
shows a neurotic tendency.
See, note, note, note.
Ooh.
Chronic organic syndromes,
toxic or hypertense,
involving the eye, the ear,
and the nose and throat.
In otherwise, just from worrying
whether the wedding is on
Or a pyson can develop a core
You can feed her all day
with the vitamin A and the bromophys
But the medicine never gets anywhere
near where the trouble is
If she's getting a kind
of a name for herself
and the name ain't his
A pyson can develop a core
And five or more just from stalling and stalling
and stalling the wedding trip
A bison can de
velop black drip
When they get on the train for Niagara
And she can hear church bells chime
The compartment is air -conditioned
And the moon's sublime
Then they get off at Saratoga
for the 14th time.
A pacer can develop like grip,
like grip, like post -nasal drip,
with the wheezes and the sneezes
and the sinus that's really a pip
from a lack of community property
and a feeling she's getting too old.
A person who can develop a bad,
bad cold!