Tonart: G major
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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I live with my disgrace
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I'm afraid to show my face
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Or at least take off my underwear
Verse 2
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Like a half way neuteredpet
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I don't have a matching set
Verse 3
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Well I'm a gambling man
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with out two dice
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I'm like Uncle Ben with
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only one grain of rice
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Oh to have two testis would be so nice
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But I'm half a man
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Yeah, I'm half a man
Verse 4
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Wanna die
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End it all, just call it quits
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I can't find a cup that fits
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And at baseball games I feel so dumb
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When I hear â??ball oneâ??
Verse 5
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How could you have been so cruel
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To give me one family jewel
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And the one that's there
Verse 6
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runner with just one leg
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I'm a fallopian tube with just one egg
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Oh, I want another testi
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I'm half a man
Interlude 1
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Verse 7
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with no tweedle dumb
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And I'm a Siskel and an
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Ebert with just one thumb
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And I'm a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum
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I'm just half a man
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Yeah, I'm half a man
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