Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Catacysmo
Kids!
You're listening to a special
Fam
Bam.
It's
Catacysmo
Kids and I'm
Colin and this little fluffy yellow guy is...
Welcome!
Allow me to introduce myself.
I am
Professor
Von
Krinkleberger
Curlyfries
and this is my mad puppet scient
ist inventor laboratory place
with sound effects bubbles and pre -recorded
humming electrical noises.
Nudge, nudge.
Can you just take the curly wig off, the white wig,
with those crazy spectacles?
We can't start inventing
stuff now.
We've only just started getting going.
is where you are wrong, my grey -scalved,
slightly -thinning, flabby apprentice.
I have invented a special machine that shows
when you get the an swers right or the answers wrong.
I call it the
Stinger.
I'm not sure I like the sound of that.
First, you hold this special, top secret,
highly complicated piece of sensitive equipment.
It's just an egg beater.
That is what they want you to think.
But when I ask you a question,
you will know immediately if you have the right answer or the wrong answer.
The
Stinger never lies.
Ready?
Turn the crank -a -nator.
Time for your question.
What colour jelly am I thinking of?
Well, how can I know that?
Wrong!
Hey!
Ow!
You...
Wait!
Stop!
You just bopped me with that inflatable squeaker
you were holding behind your back.
Speak not of the things of
which you have no understanding.
Give me another go.
Give me...
Very well.
Turn ze crankinator!
Remember, the stinger never lies.
What is your name?
Well, I know this one.
Colin.
Ow!
You bopped me again!
Yes, but this time it was the you -got -it -right -bop,
not the you -got -it -wrong -bop.
They're actually quite different.
Remember, the stinger never lies.
However, we are still ironing out a few
teething problems.
Nudge, can we just get on with the
catechismo?
But of course,
Mr
Bond.
But I will ask the questions.
You will answer them, and the stinger
will play its part.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
That's why my professor laughs.
Come on!
At last!