Tonart: G minor•
Verse 1
Gm
Cm
Gm
I was walkin'
Bb
through the city streets
Gm
And a man walks up to me and hands
Cm
Dm
Gm
me the latest energy drink
Bb
"Run faster, jump higher"
Gm
Man, I'm not gonna let
Gm
I threw it on the ground
Verse 2
Bb
Gm
You must think I'm a joke
Cm
Gm
I ain't gonna be part of your system
Bb
Gm
Man! Pump that garbage
Cm
Gm
in another man's face
Verse 3
Gm
Bb
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
Cm
"You come here all the time!
Gm
Here's one for free"
Bb
I said, "Man! What I look
Gm
like? A charity case?"
Verse 4
Gm
Bb
and threw it on the ground!
Gm
Cm
I don't need your handouts!
Bb
Please!
Gm
Cm
Gm
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
Verse 5
Gm
At the farmer's market with
Bb
my so called girlfriend
Gm
Cm
She hands me her cell phone,
Bb
Man, this ain't my dad!
Gm
Cm
This is a cell phone!
Gm
I threw it on the ground!
Verse 6
Bb
Gm
What, you think I'm stupid?
Cm
Gm
Bb
I'm not a part of your system
Gm
My dad's not a phone!
Cm
Gm
DUH!
Cm
Gm
Some poser
Verse 7
hands me cake
Verse 8
me to do
Verse 9
Dm
Gm
Happy birthday to the ground!
Bb
Gm
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Cm
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
Gm
So
Verse 10
Bb
many things to throw on the ground
Gm
Cm
Like this, and this, and that,
and even this
Cm
Two
Verse 11
Gm
Hollywood phonies try to
Bb
give me their autograph
Gm
Ground!
Bb
Gm
Nobody wants your autograph,
Cm
Gm
phonies!
Verse 12
Gm
Bb
Then the two phonies got up
Gm
Turned out they had a taser
Cm
And they tased me in the butt- hole
Gm
Fell
Verse 13
to the ground
Bb
Gm
The phonies didn't let up
Cm
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
Verse 14
and squirmin'
Bb
My butt- hole was on fire
Gm
Cm
The moral of the story is
Gm
You can't trust the system
Cm
Man!
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