Tonart: G major•
Verse 1
G
Hey, prove it.
I'm gonna do, I want,
you know what?
E
Something happened to my buddy
D
I want to do this song if you
don't mind.
E
I got a couple of things here.
G
Let me do that.
I'm going to do this song for you.
E
D
G
D
G
Here's always somebody
who wants to hear that Skinner stuff,
D
G
so I... Mama, did you like that?
D
G
All right. I'm gonna sing a song,
this song's called
Looking for a Perfect Ten
G
You think Michael Jackson
ought to change his name
from King of Pop
I saw this girl the other day,
She got mad at me.
She goes, what do you
think of that?
I go, I think it needs
to do some more push -ups.
It's just me or gas stations start
to turn into mini malls for the less fortunate.
You know what I mean?
You ever been into a daggone
mini mall filling station?
Yeah, I could really go for a shirt
with a picture of a coyote on it.
G
Even one of them finger clippers
slash combs
with a picture of Jesus on it.
That's what I want right there.
I'm gonna sing you this song
right here.
This happened to a buddy of mine
and I hope it never happens
to any other feller in here.
And it's a real good song.
And it didn't happen to me,
so it's funny as hell.
So I'm going to do it here.
D
I'm in the bathroom the other day,
G
and I had to go to the bathroom,
and this black fella come running in,
and he's sweating. He's like, I got
to get in there.
And he whip it out,
and he said, oh, I just made it.
And I was like, oh, damn,
make me one of them.
Oh boy, that's unbelievable right there.
But this is a song here
that I want to sing to you.
I hope you like this song.
You know, I'm for the death penalty
D
and I always get irritated.
G
Well, and I'll tell you why.
But there's one of them jackass
D
Hollywood libs said to me one time,
G
do you really, are you really for that?
would you want to be the one
that pulls the lever
knowing that you're sending someone to
their death?"
E
And I was like, yeah, what's it pay?
All right, this happened to a buddy of mine,
C
hope it never happens to you,
G
especially you fellas when
you're drinking.
We was watching that,
I just got one more story here.
We was watching that Trading Spaces,
so we thought we'd remodel my
mama's trailer.
C
D
And we put 1 ,500 in that thing,
G
E
and by God, we sold that thing for 1 ,650.
I won't do this song here.
G
I hope this never happens to you.
I should have seen the rack
Em
G
on a girl I did last night.
C
D
Long hair and blue jeans,
G
Em
Lord, she looked just right.
C
D
I put my hand down between her legs
G
Em
and I got a big surprise.
G
I should have seen a rack
D
G
on a dude I did last night.
I hope that don't happen to you by golly.
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