Yo Jeff whats shakin' man
Whats up dude
Ay man remember that girl you know
when I was walking to school
She used to diss me everyday (yeah)
Man the record came out she
called me 2 days ago
Man my phone is off the hook with people
asking me for tapes and free records
I ain't with it
Word man
Bust this
This rap is for the people in the past
who were against me
Who snapped at every
opportunity to diss me
Put me down like I was nothing
treated me like a jerk
Now I'm seeing the pay
off of all my hard work
But now that its my records
on the reel
Somehow all of a sudden
it's a whole new deal
For those in the past who dissed
me don't deny it
What? Your sorry? Don't even try it
the name of Teresa
I did all I could to make her
release her
Emotions to me but she
just wouldn't do it
She built up a wall and I
couldn't break through it
I used to walk to school every
day of the week
Watching Teresa walk
on the other side of the street
One day I finally got my
heart up to speak
She dissed me and dismissed me
with a smack on my cheek
So I bought 6 bottles of new fancy cologne
But all I got from Teresa
was
(leave me alone)
Bought new clothes to wear every place
But all Teresa would say was
(get out of my face)
So I gave up this quest for Teresa
But then on the day my record was released
A strange thing happened when
it came on the radio
Teresa broke her neck just
to say (hello)
I looked at her I said you must be foolish
Why did you ignore me on the way to
school if you were interested she said
(oh I apologies)
I looked deep into her dark brown eyes
I said you ignored me for
months on end
Now all of a sudden you
wanna be my friend
You didn't talk before so don't talk
now what be quiet
What you really like me?
Don't even try it
When I first started rapping
I had one idea
And it was set in my
mind very vivid and clear
I knew that I wanted to be a rap artist
I'll give my all and work my
hardest
But when I took my song
to a record producer
He told me that I better go drink
some rap juice or
Something because my song was
really absurd
He said that it was the worst
trash that he'd ever heard
Yo my ego was shattered
he busted my groove
I could hear him cracking up
as I left the room
I thought my song was good
but he busted my bubble
The title was girls ain't
nuthin' but trouble
Hopefully I found someone who had faith
He lifted my ego back up into place
His name was Dana Goodman
(chill) he thought the song was on track
So two weeks later it was out on wax
It busted up the charts like
a hydrogen bomb
Up up up it climbed climbed climbed
People eat their words that
said I couldn't achieve
Now they have no choice
bit to believe in me
Then no sooner than my
record came out
That same old producer
started calling my house
One night he called me about
half past 12
I've got some cash if
you wanna sell
I said you big stupid half wit idiot
I told you before that
my record was a hit
I just laughed like some kind
of kid
Now don't you regret what
you did
I wish you'd get off my tip
now that's my request
See he who laughs last
always laughs best
Okay I'll be reasonable
you wanna buy it
Okay I'll sell it psyche
don't even try it
I'm a tell you sumthin'
Yo prince you remember when
we first started out
How we used to go to all the parties
just to rock the house
Word man I remember
those good days well
Well chill out man cause I got
a story to tell
About five years ago I began my quest
to be the best DJ in the whole US
There was a lot of
DJ's striving in my spot
They were putting me down
every chance I got
Never cut me a break on any given night
They used to all look at me
and say
(Jeff's alright)
But when your magnificent
cuts were released
All of that left has ceased
(word)
When you and I used to do our shows
All the crowd would say is Ho
Yeah time after time we were
tearin' it
up
While you rock the mic and I rocked the cut
But now that I'm making
a name for myself
All those DJ's are like
Yo Jeff whats up
All that stuff is dead nope
I ain't with it
They'll push me on
the street and say
(yo Jeff how bout a ticket man)
To your very next show
But I say no
And I tell them where they can go
I cant believe that they have the nerve
To hop on my tip now
Yeah man word
Just the other day homeboy approached
me on the street and said
"Yo Jeff how bout a record for free"
Man the way you dissed me
you better go buy it
But man we're friends
Dj Jazzy Jeff 
