Tonart: Eb major•
Verse 1
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Why is everbody always pickin' on me?
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The morn' that I was born my
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old man beat up the doctor
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He clocked the doctor cause the
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doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
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The doctor said sir you're misled
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sir which infers you mistook me
Verse 2
mean your lovely wife
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was shackin' up with a wookie
What I mean is Wolverine is
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less hairy than your son
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He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba
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Booey and a Hong Kong Phooey all in one
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To put it mild your new-born child's
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child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
Verse 3
him back into the oven
until he is done cookin'
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
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'Cause my fif teen-year-old cousin cousin
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cousin has less acne
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
Verse 4
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Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
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But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
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'Cause you've got the grooming
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habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
Verse 5
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'Cause you're white but got
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a nose like Bill Cosby
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Why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
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Always pickin' and rippin' apart
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poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the ''cause' but
there's a lot more wrong with you
Verse 6
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So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too
So what if I brush my teeth with
a piece of cheddar cheese
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Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my
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Sergio Valenti jeans
And my mirror never lies but it
always verifies
Verse 7
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I got more cheese and pepperoni than
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a homemade pizza pie
You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't
understand
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Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed
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like the Elephant Man
And yea I took my mom to the prom
but hey she asked me first
Verse 8
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But at least this time I didn't find my
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date in the back of a hearse
About as popular with the girls
with Englebert Humperdink
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And that might be 'cause everybody
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calls me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as Polaroid
I'm not a total retard
Verse 9
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It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds
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and you'll still want it en larged
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
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Cause ya wore velour flares
until the late Eighties
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But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
Verse 10
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'Cause you run like a girl
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
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'Cause your only school chum
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was the lunch lady
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
Verse 11
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You took your mom to the
prom but got lucky
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Like that episode where Gilligan
gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the Professor's
lab and makes some LSD
Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's
brains then beats Ginger with coconuts
Verse 12
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As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn
alive inside their grass hut
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Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they
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he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you
don't stop teasing me
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See the trick is only pick on those that
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can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def
Leppard's only got one arm
Verse 13
Leppard's only got one arm
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The drummer from Def
Leppard's only got one arm
Leppard's only got one arm
Gm
The drummer from Def
Leppard's only got one arm
Leppard's only got one arm
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The drummer from Def
Leppard's only got one arm
Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only
Verse 14
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
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'Cause my fif teen-year-old
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cousin cousin cousin has less acne
Fm
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
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Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
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But
Verse 15
why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
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'Cause you've got the grooming
Fm
habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
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'Cause you're white but you got
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a nose like Bill Cosby
Verse 16
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
Bb
'Cause ya wore velour flares
until the late Eighties
Fm
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
Bb
'Cause you run like a girl and
Verse 17
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
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'Cause your only school chum
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Fm
was the lunch lady
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
'Cause no one likes you monkey boy
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