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Verse 1
like your bitch
'cause my bitch don't bitch at all
My bitch don't blink,
she don't even think
About money or fuckin mall
Verse 2
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My kind of bitch don't fix her hair
She don't care about
what she wears
'cause she's much too
busy pulling the worms
Verse 3
Out her butt, she ain't bathed in years
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My kind of bitch, I'll never forget
We forced met on a Oujia board
Miss Crabber Damned,
she would chew on snakes
And swallow a ninja sword
Verse 4
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I said, "hey bitch, how do you do?
Some fucks call me Violent J"
She picked her nose and flicked it at me
Smiled and was on her way,
my kind of bitch
Verse 5
My kind of bitch don't fix her hair
She don't care about what she wears
My kind of bitch don't fix her hair
She don't care about
what she wears
Verse 6
Fuck that!
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My kind of bitch has a hole in her neck
And has to talk like this "I love you"
She can drink through it, ya get used to it
Verse 7
It whistle every time we kiss
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My kind of bitch gots one good tittie
The other one's skinny and red
She can make the one jiggle
The other one don't do shit
Verse 8
but just sit their dead
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My kind of bitch has a wooden eye
With a nail sticking half way out
It once caught a fire and we all had to spit
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In her face just to put it out
Verse 9
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My kind of bitch is a little loopy
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And her ass might droop a bit
But I scoop that loop and fold the flop
And I fuck that pile of shit, my kind of bitch
Verse 10
My kind of bitch gots one good tittie
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The other one's skinny and red
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My kind of bitch gots one good
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tittie
Verse 11
"Hello? Um, my name is J. I'm from
Detroit. I'm looking for a girl,
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who's, um, dead. Um,
a girl who can possibly forfill some of my
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fetishes. Which include, um,
dipping your titties in Faygo and
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slapping my face with them. Um,
jumping from the dresser and landing
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on my balls. Uh..."
Verse 12
My kind of bitch waits till I sleep
Then run and fuck my friends
And everytime I break her legs
Then give my homie's ends (haha what's up,
man!)
Verse 13
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She shot me once and stabbed my neck
And even broke my nose
But I lick her from her crooked neck
Down to her stringy toes, my kind of bitch
Verse 14
My kind of bitch waits till I sleep
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Then run and fuck my friend
My kind of bitch waits till I sleep
then...
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Verse 15
"Hello? Uh,
my name is Shaggs, and I'm lookin for a girl with a
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big big fat fuckin ass. And titties.
And a big fat fuckin ass.
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And, uh, I want my dick sucked,
and I want my balls scratched.
And I want her to scratch my ass
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and twist my balls at the same
time, that's a must. And I'm looking
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for a girl who can stretch
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tit ties and stuff em in her as s."
Verse 16
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Fuck yeah, motherfucker
I'm looking for a bitch
I'm looking for a girl to fit my
Verse 17
needs (my kind of bitch)
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We can have picnics under the moon
In the graveyard
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We can have picnics un der my house
Verse 18
I'm looking for a girl to die with
If you're already dead,
You can sit around and wait for me
to die (my kind of bitch)
Verse 19
I'm looking for a girl to squeeze me
I'm looking for a girl to squeeze my balls
Let me squeeze your neck
Verse 20
Outro 1
"This is Lisa. I've been a bad, bad girl."
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