ring jing jingle- ling
Santa Claus suck my balls
Drunk as hell ringing bells at the malls
Dancer, Prancer, Nixon, and Cupid
I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh
I sat around all night under
the chimney
Holdin' my sack like "gimme gimme"
I know that he's comin',
he's comin' he must
Lookin' up nothin' but rust, dust
Turn on my TV the very next day I
see you're gettin' paid
Leadin' the parade,
I'm that sniper on the buildin'
Listen to my nine go click,
Santa's a fat bitch
Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't
get shit
(Another year I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Oh my undertaker)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-
hoo- hoo- hoo- hooth
Yeah, I got somethin' to say about St. Nick
Fuck that ho he never brought Shaggs shit
No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal
So I eat it, 'cause there ain't
nothin' in the cupboards
So I'll be quick, quick and brief
Alls I need for Christmas
is my two front teeth
I got mine kicked, kicked out my mouth
I need a few new ones,
could you help me out
Should've known I'd get the
short end of the stick
No kinda gift, I didn't get shit
Some say I was bad but that wasn't it
It's all because, Santa's a fat bitch
Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't get
shit
(Another year I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Oh my undertaker)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-
hoo- hoo- hoo- hooth
Santa Claus, Santa Claus, where you been?
I see you got cookies and
milk on your chin
I guess you had time to collect
your ends
You always been down for your rich friends
But Rudolph,
he don't bring your sleigh my way
Nothin' but coal and dirt for little J
I guess you couldn't fit
down my chimney shaft
You need to lose some
of that fat ass, uh
All the little rich boys,
they gettin paid
Countin' the toys and
duckets they made
Me? I got a little half little
chunk of dog shit
I'm a kill that fat bitch
Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't get
shit
(Another year I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Oh my undertaker)
I'm a bust your ass in the too- hoo-
hoo- hoo- hooth
Twas another full Christmas and
everything's whack
Not a creature stirrin'
but a fuckin' rat
I ain't hearin' jingle bells I ain't
hearin' nothin'
Ain't smellin' no turkey sure as
hell ain't no stuffin'
All that I paid, wished and prayed
This fat motherfucker
would swing my way
Drop off soldiers and rubber balls
But I woke up and found some
crusty old drawers
Yep, yep, I knew it, The shaft again
And again, and again, and again
Every year I wake up to the same old shit,
house
And there'd be no sign of the fat bitch
Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't get shit
(Another year I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Oh my undertaker)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-
hoo- hoo- hoo- hooth
Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't
get shit
(Another year I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Oh my undertaker)
I'm a bust your ass in the too- hoo-
hoo- hoo- hooth
Insane Clown Posse 
