Tonart: Db major•
Verse 1
Gb
It's good to see all kinds of...
Gb
It's good to see all...
Ab
Those are my shadows behind me.
Scares me.
Thought a couple of black guys
Gb
were sneaking up behind me.
That scared the hell out of them.
If you don't think that's funny,
you get the hell out of here.
Because that's...
Db
That's funny right there now.
Ab
That's a funny joke right there.
It's good to see some old -timers
out there tonight too.
Eb
God bless the old -timers.
Ab
Good to see you here.
That means you're not in your cars.
No dead fish y 'all been in traffic
trying to get somewhere behind an
old -timer.
And they all got them signs
on their bumper stickers.
What would Jesus do?
Gb
Ab
I bet he'd do the speed limit.
Bbm
At least 40, speed it up
Db
Ab
a little bit.
Gb
Tell you what, that makes me madder
Ab
than a prostitute trying to put
a rubber on an epileptic.
I'll tell you what,
that makes me mad right there.
I'll tell you what else makes
me madder
Gb
Ab
than a one -legged stripper do
ing a table hop.
People that drive and talk on cell
phones.
You know what I mean?
Don't that irritate you?
Good lord. I tell you what,
I was leaving the video store
the other day, all right?
I was getting some Michael Moore DVDs
to put under my couch
Eb
Ab
to make it set level, all right?
And, uh...
Right?
And then some dude gets
on the interstate
talking on the cell phone.
That's who the cops
Fm
ought to go after.
Ab
Gb
No regard for nobody else.
Ab
Changing two to three lanes at a time
at a construction site.
he took out more cones
than Oprah at the Dairy Queen.
Cb
All right, I bet I spilled three beers
Gb
fol lowing that jackass.
Ab
Gb
Gb
I had a
Ab
buddy of mine
one time wanted a black lab
but it was too expensive
so then he was gonna get
Db
a golden lab
and it was too expensive
so he ended up get in a meth lab.
Ab
Now he can afford any dog he wants,
by God.
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